I just made out with a guy for $7.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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