I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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