I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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