At least make sure they are 18
Why
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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