I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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