I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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