If i come over, it means nothing
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
barbara walters just said penis...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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