I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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