Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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