When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The uberlube is also flammable
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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