Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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