Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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