I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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