Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was like his penis was on wheels.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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