i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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