Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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