Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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