You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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