no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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