We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Green mimosas i think yes
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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