Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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