i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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