where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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