no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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