VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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