Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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