Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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