I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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