absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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