Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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