What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
