I wanna bring you to show and tell
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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