I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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