Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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