I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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