Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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