i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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