Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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