BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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