bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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