I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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