Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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