Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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