you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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