Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He better not be in your backpack
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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