My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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