We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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