I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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