that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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