Soap is not a condiment
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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