Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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