glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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