That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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