I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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