I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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