Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
