I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?