The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL