I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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